I Accidentally Turned My Dad’s Amazon Page into a Big Ole’ Smutfest*

*I mean smut in the best way possible. I use the term smut like I do bitch, with the greatest of love and zero shame

So. It happened.

I have accidentally transformed my dad’s Amazon Homepage into a glorious romance novel collage.

Here’s the backstory: My dad has Prime. I do not. I’m usually so good at switching between accounts so all of my kindle purchases are on my account and the rather ‘shocking’ covers (to a dad) are reserved to my recent browsing, not his.

Alas, I knew the day would come.

I slipped up.

Here’s what happened:

My friend, Eliza, was recommending Captivated by Tessa Bailey and Eve Dangerfield. I went on GoodReads to do some research. Grump hero? Heroine does whip-its and harbors injured pigeons? Kidnap fantasy? Sure. Let’s do this funky thing.

I click through to the Amazon page, hover over the buy button. And that’s when I see my dad’s name. Everywhere.

I cannot even begin to describe the anxiety clench my body did as I realized I almost sent my dad a dirty talking book with a major kink factor and a minor drug problem (just guessing on that last part based on the blurb but anything is possible).


No big deal, right? He will never know about this little faux pas, right?

Here is what I did not anticipate, those goddamn, no good, awful, tattletale


My dad’s Amazon home-screen now looks like this:

Oh, were you looking for headphones, Dad?

And this:

Celebrate Dad indeed.

So. Moving on.

6 responses to “I Accidentally Turned My Dad’s Amazon Page into a Big Ole’ Smutfest*”

  1. I am sorry but this made me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I can’t stop cracking up. So ridiculous


  2. Omg. I’ve done this on my brother’s account. He was SO CONFUSED.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ gotta keep these guys on their toes


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